Here is a break down of Twinkie week:
Total Number of posts about Twinkies: 8Total Number of Comments: 409Total Number of Writers Who Have A Tail: 1Total Number of Countries Represented By The Readers: 19Total Number of Posts Twinkie The Kid Made It Into: 3Total Number of Times The Word Twinkie Was Used: 948Total Number of Other Snack Cakes That Were Mentioned: 6Total Number of Medical Shows Represented: 1Total Number of Times Rants Cursed While Writing His Post: 212Total Number of Times The Rest Of The Team Cursed While Writing Their Posts: 43* Total Number of Words Written About Twinkies: 4814Total Number of Twinkie Pictures: 14Total Number of Porn Sites Visited While The Writers Looked For “Inspiration”: 12Total Number of Awards Bestowed Upon The Writers Before Joining L.A.P.: 458Total Number of Awards Bestowed Upon The Writers After Joining L.A.P.: 0Total Number of Readers Gained During Twinkie Week: 47Total Number of Readers Lost During Twinkie Week: 912Total Number of Autographs Signed by the Writers of L.A.P: 1/2Total Number of Times the Hostess Corporation said, ‘Thank You’: 0 *33 of them were Chowderhead