L.A.P. By The Numbers: Picture Prompts

Here is a break down of Picture Prompt week:

Total Number of Picture Prompts: 4

Total Number of Comments: 91

Total Number of Coke Zeros Drunk By Chris While Writing: 2

Total Number of People In The Pictures: 7

Total Number of Robots In The Pictures: 1

Total Number of Naked Skeletons In The Pictures: 1

Total Number of Poems Inspired By The Pictures: 6

Total Number of Minutes It Took Rants To Write His Piece: 38

Total Number of Times Monkey Monkey Stopped For A Poop Break: 3

Total Number of Bed Pianos Sold: 5

Total Number of Words Written About Picture Prompts: 1693

Total Number of Angry Calls Received By Our Secretary: 14

Total Number of “Heavy Breathing” Calls Received By Our Secretary: 12

Total Number of Tweets Praising L.A.P.: 1

Total Number of Secretaries That Have Quit In The Last Week: 3

Total Number of Soldiers Rants Chewed Out For Fun: 47

Total Number of Staff Members On Vacation: 1

Total Number of Staff Members Who Wish They Were On Vacation: 8

Total Number of Times Boner Holes Was Mentioned On Jimmy Kimmel Live: 0

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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