Justin Bieber Got A Huge New Tattoo
Focal point for Marilyn Manson’s latent homosexual leanings Justin Bieber felt that he needed a new tattoo on his Pampers thug bod. So he recruited a celebrity tattoo artist to scrawl a giant piece on his torso. Is he a big Narnia fan? That’s some C.S. Lewis mess right there.
People reports that NYC-based tattoo artist Keith “Bang Bang” McCurdy is responsible for the above tapestry of woe. The work took 26 hours to complete over three consecutive days, according to McCurdy on Instagram, and looks like it was done in Justin’s backyard. Honestly, Mr. Tumnus is about to pop out from the wardrobe and issue a negative critique cuz’ that’s A LOT of lewk. Imagine laying around for three days and being repeatedly stabbed with a needle and that’s the result? As my mentor Michael K put it, “it looks like the worst Choose Your Own Adventure cover ever.”
The irritating shithead has over 60 tattoos on his body, and this one connects other chest tattoos he already had including what I now think is Aslan on his right boob, that (probably ashamed) grizzly bear on the left, a “1975” tattoo that’s a tribute to his mom, and that giant cross that made Jesus unpeg his limbs and jump right the hell off of when he knew where it was going.
The new work obscures a “Son of God” tat he recently got on his abs. It’s because he’s come to the realization that he’s actually an imp of Satan!
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Bieber is reportedly recovering from his “Purpose” tour and its cancellation, where he was apparently in a bad way. Well, pass a toddler a skyscraper of cash and see what happens! An “insider” is linking the tattoo with Justin’s renewal.
“For a long time, it was just awful, but it’s not anymore. Justin is seeing the beauty around him,” the source said. “He sees that his life is beautiful, that he’s beautiful. He’s young and rich, but that’s not enough. He’s now becoming emotionally and spiritually grounded, and the difference is written all over his face. It’s beautiful to watch.”
Truly.
Moments in battle
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