Just Because......

This is hilarious.  And just think, there is no impediment to either of these two jackasses carrying guns and making just as poor decisions about firing THOSE as they do about deck, booze, and bottle rockets out of their asses.  We arm the stupid and clumsy and incompetent, and then we wonder why there are problems that result.........
From 'Only in America':
The bottom rocket
posted on February 14, 2012, at 12:01 PM
A West Virginia college student is suing his fraternity, alleging that he fell off a deck when a drunken frat brother fired a bottle rocket out of his own anus. Louis Helmburg III alleges that Travis Hughes's bottle-rocket stunt so startled him that he jumped back and fell. "Firing bottle rockets out of one's anus," the lawsuit states, "constitutes an 'ultrahazardous' activity."