A state trooper stopped a 95-year-old woman on Interstate 20. As he was
checking her driver's license, he noticed that she had a concealed carry
permit. "Got any guns with you, ma'am?" he asked.
"Yes," she said. "A 45 Smith & Wesson in the glove compartment, a 357
magnum in the console,
and a 38 special in my purse."
"Lady," said the trooper, "what are you scared of?"
"NOT A DAMN THING!" she answered. [ECS]
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