Joke of the Day....

A parrot in sitting in a cage in front of a pet store
A woman walks by and the parrot says to her:
"Hey lady, you're butt ugly."
She storms past the store to work
On the way home she sees the same parrot and it says the same thing.
The next day the same parrot again says to her:
"Hey, lady, you're butt ugly"
The woman storms into the storeand have the bird pudoThe store manager promised he would see to it that the Parrot would not be rude again.
When the woman walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her:
"Hey lady."
She paused and said: "Yes."
The bird said:" Well..you know."