John Mayer’s Penis Is Finally Woke Thanks To Nicki Minaj
In a now infamous interview with Playboy back in 2010, easy listening goon John Mayer revealed that he didn’t have romantic relationships with women of color. His reason? It was because his “David Duke cock“ is “sort of like a white supremacist.”
Police interviews with prolific serial killers are less appalling. Luckily, John’s dick seems to have matured in the last seven years. Either that or he’s had most of the white broads in Hollywood and thought he’d try it with the black ladies. You would think most of these women would take a hard pass, but it looks like John has ONE fan in the female black celebrity community.
John’s other hobby besides making really boring music is tweeting dumb things. The latest was his admission on Friday that he wants to show Nicki Minaj his anaconda.
I spend an inordinate amount of time per day wondering if Nicki Minaj would like me or not.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 8, 2017
You would think the notoriously-unafraid-to-read-a-fool Nicki would have told him where to stick his formerly racist cock (after asking one of her nail file carriers who he was). But no, it turns out that Nicki likes him enough to flirt back by referencing the only song by him that she knows. Don’t fall for his hypnosis dick, Nicki!
Would my body be your wonderland? https://t.co/jKpRdnhzbD
— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) September 8, 2017
Really, Nicki? He’s been with Jessica Simpson, Taylor Swift, and Katy Perry. It’s like a pop music harem of basic bitches. You might catch something!
John, whose penis seems to have only just left the alt-right, was floored.
Please hold, losing my shit. This isn't my reply yet.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) September 8, 2017
Someone must’ve managed to fill Nicki in on John’s former KKKock, because she quickly backpedaled.
Asking for a friend
— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) September 8, 2017
Despite Nicki obviously coming to her senses, I’m glad that John’s dick finally put down the Party City tiki torch. I guess?
Pic: WENN
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