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"Jeremy Clarkson Suffers 'smashed Testicles' After Cow Attack"

Posted on the 04 January 2022 by Markwadsworth @Mark_Wadsworth

From Bang Showbiz:
"I think this was the lowest point in my farming career to date. Being attacked by a cow while on my knees, in the mud, in a storm, with smashed testicles. And all so I can make beef for a restaurant that I probably won’t be allowed to open. I was very miserable."
Cow attacks usually just involve a careless dog walker, or occasionally an unlucky farm worker. It's nice to see a celebrity joining in the fun every now and then.


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