
Look, I'm under no illusion that Art Scheel is actually going to take this to any lawyer, but can you imagine the reaction of some hypothetical lawyer approached by Scheel? I can: "Shit, if I didn't spend so much time drinking and doing bong hits in law school, I could be doing actual legal work. Shit. Dad told me this would happen. Dammit. I wonder if this douchebag is carrying a gun now? He should just shoot me now."