All through the month
of August we'll be blogging a few choice nuggets from The Mothership – that's
www.walks.com, the main website of London Walks. Our From The Archive series is
written in the main by London Walks' Pen David
Tucker and will feature practical tips on joining in with a London
Walk, some general London info as well as some more "off the beaten
track" bits…
Is London Safe? Is
London Expensive?
Okay, one at a time.
First, is London safe? Well, it's a whole lot "safer" than
"home" in most cases. For starters, if you're a visitor to London you
won't be getting behind the wheel of your car. Straight away you've
significantly improved your chances of surviving the next five days - or
however long you're in London. And the beat goes on. Hand guns are as rare as
hen's teeth in this country. If you're from a place that's awash in
them...well, you can draw your own conclusions. To paraphrase the inscription
on Yeats' tombstone, Cast a cold eye on terrorism on aspirin abuse, Visitor
head for London.
And as for the other
question: is London expensive? The answer is yes and no. If you're staying at
Claridges and shopping at Harrods and forking out for stalls seats at the Royal
Opera and dining at The Ivy darn tootin' it's expensive. On the other hand, if
you know what you're doing - if you know how to do it - this place can be a
bargain basement paradise. Gets back to my point about the importance of local
knowledge. You want to have a world class meal for 25 bucks...well, toddle
along to my Old Kensington walk and listen up. You want to eat very well in
London for five dollars...well, that's do-able as well. Takes a little bit of
planning...but that's part of the fun. Let alone satisfaction. Buttonhole me on
any of my walks and I'll tell you how to do it. Sold out tickets to a hit
London show? No problem, that one's solvable as well...and without paying some
tout way over the odds. Superb classic English "threads" for
chaps...at a tenth of what you'd pay for the same garment in Saville Row or
Jermyn Street...again, that's very much on my radar screen (but certainly below
the radar of 99.99 percent of the "tourists" who come here). A roof
over your head without paying over-the-odds, typical London rip-off hotel
rates...that's also eminently do-able. What was that sign that was plastered
all over the Clinton campaign GHQ years ago: It's the Economy, Stupid. Well, to
recast that in these terms: It's Local Knowledge. And you can leave off the
word Stupid...because if you're savvy enough to tap into - and take advantage
of - local knowledge you're anything but stupid!
I've just wittered on
a bit about some of my own personal London "finds"...but the point is
that every single London Walks guide is clued up with his or her own local knowledge
extraordinaire!
A
London Walk costs £9 – £7 concession. To join a London Walk, simply meet your
guide at the designated tube station at the appointed time. Details of all
London Walks can be found at www.walks.com.