Religion Magazine

Iphone Owners Cant Bake Matza

By Gldmeier @gldmeier
Are you the proud own of an iPhone or other form of smartphone?
We've been compiling a list of all the things you cannot do because of it.. things like blow shofar in shul, hear shofar, witness a wedding, daven for the amud, get an aliyah, build a mikvah, enter homes of some gedolim, charge your phone in yeshiva, get olam haba, play music at weddings and bar mitzvahs, etc...
You can now add to the list - you cannot work for the Irnstein Matza Factory.
According to Bechadrei, Irnstein Matza has advertised that all of the people, with no exception, working for them making matza are God-fearing people and have declared that they do not have unauthorized smartphones in their possessions.
Whew. Matza that will be made by only kosher cellphones.
iphone owners cant bake matza
------------------------------------------------------ Reach thousands of readers with your ad by advertising on Life in Israel ------------------------------------------------------

Back to Featured Articles on Logo Paperblog

Paperblog Hot Topics