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Invitation to Be Spirit Hacked

Posted on the 19 March 2013 by Freeplanet @CUST0D1AN
invitation to be spirit hackedI know this image has NOTHING to do with the post but let's assume that it suits our purpose of CONTACT WITH THE SPIRIT REALM VIA MY BROADBAND LINK.
Seriously, forget this table tipping, waterbowl wobbling and ouija bourding. Surely all that's passé or at least 'out of fashion' for the modern spiritualist or ghost hunter.
Surely, by now, electromagnetic entities of the universe we call ghosts or spirits of the deceased have worked out how to use THE INTERNET and EMAIL and THE COMPUTER SCREEN to get their message from the ethereal realm across to us mere mortals.
I mean, right now, as every time I use the keyboard, I can sense LITERALLY HUNDREDS of spirit entities crowding in behind me, peering over my shoulder and throbbing like a hungry disease in the back of my brain like the whole universe is unfolding around the point where my senses are at their physical weakest and their spiritual strongest, my Dead Zone. Mouths are whispering in my ear. Hands are crawling down my arms to fondle the keys. Strange multi-dimensional beasts are floating behind them the size of galaxies and star clusters. Yeah, I can IMAGINE all that, but it's never there.
It's never PROJECTED onto my visual consciousness i.e. my computer screen where I can save a copy off for later; screengrab or cachedump. I mean, this graphic, this unsuitable image I found on the internet could CHANGE, couldn't it, like before the next time I look at this blogpost. Tomorrow, maybe, it'll be some pretty visual message or view of the Undead Realm all whatever and such. Maybe this post will be lengthened by spirit intervention. Maybe I'll get spirit hacked. That'd be nice.
Oh, also here's a theory about 'why we're here' at all, as physical sentient beings on this strange rock in the middle of nowhere; PAIN. Well, nerves and sexual release and all that. Yes, I think the sexual urge and the physical sensation of pain are one and the same thing i.e. GOLD DUST TO A SPIRIT, obviously.
Or else, why bother condensing at all? Eh?

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