The Innie is a small durable clip you use to secure the lace to the inside of a shoe so you won’t have to put up with excess lace and ridiculous bows. We are in our right to ask how come nobody invented this pinnacle of human intellect, say, 40 years earlier? It’s not just practical, it can save your life – probably thousands upon thousands of people become the casualties of loose laces each year! Yes, it might save your life but the more important thing here is that your shoes will look cooler. And NO! We are not going to make that joke… Okay, we will: everybody knows innies are way better than outties.
