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By Eatingcrowpie @eatingcrowpie

  At night when I walk down the hall in the dark from my room to Mayhem's room or vice versa I always have the flashlight on my phone on because I am so afraid I will step on a spider or something.  I guess I can stop worrying so much now.

  I just left his room and didn't check the floor where I would be standing while I carefully shut his door (it scrapes really loudly) and I felt a mushy crunch under my left heel.  A quit brush off (shouldn't have done that without looking) and my suspicions were confirmed.

  I unintentionally (believe me) smashed the crap out of whatever that thing was and it stinks!

  What is it with me and bugs lately?  I was trying to take a nap with Boots Monday morning and caught a lady bug crawling in my hair.  I flung her across the room and scared a stinky lady bug poot out of her (that smell, ackkkk!) and then I couldn't sleep because my hair smelled funny.

  My Sunday school teacher is a self-professed spider lover and he claims that you are never more than three feet from a spider.  That's comforting.  Especially when I have to use the toilet in the dark.


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