This post will probably provoke some to throw rocks at me, but I can’t be tamed any longer…besides that’s what helmets are for.
Miley Cyrus
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While I don’t care much for Hannah Montana, I love the Miley Cyrus! Ever since Britney has cleaned up her act and Paris has fallen off the face of the planet, I need almost a train wreck – but not quite there yet celebrity to keep my eye on. Miley certainly fits the profile.
I have noticed that when Miley comes up in conversation and I admit that I’m a fan…people give me the creep stare. But I refused to be tamed…I swear, that reference will never get old!
There are many reason to heart the Miley aka Destiny Hope Cyrus:
- She made boatloads of money for wearing a blonde wig…Miley received $15,000 per episode for “Hannah Montana.”
- She used to date an underwear model.
- Her current boyfriend is Liam Hemsworth. In the words of Xtina…keeps gettin better.
- Miley is a magnet for trouble…she has an entire section on her Wikipedia page titled, “Controversies.” Pretty damn cool.
- Her songs are super catchy. Haven’t we all nodded our head like yea and moved our hips like yea?
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If loving you is wrong I don’t want to be right because:
I couldn’t help that I cried at the end of “The Last Song.” Just like I couldn’t help the fact that I watched the movie more times than I have fingers.
I also have approximately four Miley songs on my iPod…a good Miley ballad gets me every time.
Miley also keeps landing in hot water by mentioning a certain drug that rhymes with “deed.” Let’s be real…everyone knows! Especially after you announced at your 19th birthday party that “You know you’re a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much fuckin’ weed.”
Miley – You can’t be tamed, you party in the U.S.A. and you’re just being Miley. Because of those three reasons, I have no shame in loving you.
P.S. I would never change you.
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