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If John Betjeman Were a Gardener...

By Tuckshopgardener @tuckshopgardenr

Come friendly frosts and freeze those slugs!Don’t cryogenically save mollusc thugs.They’re top of the list of pestilent bugs.Freeze over, kill!Come, frost, and freeze to gristly blobsThose devouring, trail-sliming, porkfattish yobs.Wrecked leaves, wrecked stems, wrecked flowers, wrecked plants,Wrecked harvest, wrecked plans.
If John Betjeman were a gardener...

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