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If a Genie Granted Me 3 Wishes…

Posted on the 24 October 2011 by Karibestrycki @bloglikeitshot

Honestly, I have no idea where I get these ideas. One minute I’m sitting on the couch staring into space and the next I scream out a title for a blog post. It’s most likely a gift from adult Jesus.

Anywho, I would like to share with you the 3 celebrities I would wish to spend a day with, get to know and maybe become besties 4ever.

January Jones

If a Genie Granted Me 3 Wishes…

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Many people know this lady as Betty Draper (or more recently Betty Francis) on AMC’s “Mad Men.” Spoiler Alert: Betty dropped Don like he was hot…and I’m proud of her!

So…in the words of Hilary Duff…”Let’s go back, back to the beginning.” January was born January 5, 1978…hmm. Ironically, her name does not come from the month she was born, but from a book called “Once is Not Enough” by Jacqueline Susann.

January was birthed in Sioux Falls, South Dakota and that actually surprises me. January seems more like she grew up in a big city…like a gossip girl.

Starting out as a model, January worked her way into the acting business starting in 1999. Playing a slew of random/small parts, January really made waves in “Anger Management,” staring Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson. She played Gina…a lesbian porn star. Next, January scored the part of Cadence…the token virgin in “American Wedding.” These roles really showed me that January has quite the range as an actress.

It wasn’t until 2007 that January secured her most well known role to date…Betty Draper on “Mad Men.” She started out playing Don’s trophy wife who seems to be the ultimate housewife on the outside, but we quickly realize Betty is a hot mess on the inside. Why? Well, one reason is while Betty is at home keeping house, Don is getting it in with every woman who is capable of breathing. No wonder she dropped his ass.

If a Genie Granted Me 3 Wishes…

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In an interview with the UK’s “Daily Mail,” January was asked what advice she would give Betty. January responded with, “Get out! Grow up!” At least now I know that January could be an independent woman if need be.

That brings me to her romantic life. January has been linked to many famous/beautiful men. Let’s make a list, shall we…reminder this is not an extensive list, just the highlights.

  • Ashton Kutcher
  • Josh Groban
  • Brandon Davis (The guy who called Lohan a fire crotch)
  • Jeremy Piven
  • Adrian Brody
  • Bobby Flay
  • Jason Sudeikis
If a Genie Granted Me 3 Wishes…

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What’s interesting is that somewhere along the line, January got pregs and had a baby back in September…Xander Dane Jones.

You may be wondering, why is this interesting…celebrities ladies have babies all the time. Well, January is playing the “let’s not tell anyone who the baby daddy is” game. Hmm…

Why would I wish to hang out with January?

January reminds me of those girls in high school that were mean, but were still popular for no apparent reason. I think it’s about time that I learn how to be a bitch and still be loved at the same time. Who better than January to teach me?

I would also like to know who the baby daddy is! You can’t leave me in suspense any longer, January. I grind my teeth at night wondering and speculating.


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