It was a shitty week last week ending with a horrific school shooting. Heck, the past few 2 1/2 years have sucked outrageously. So, I thought I search out the funniest tweets for all of us to just take a minute to read and laugh, giggle or snort for a brief mental health break. If you are on Twitter, follow me (@mdlifemargarita) and the others here in this post.
@ilovepie84Replace your airbag with an inflatable shark so that the paramedics can have a lil laugh. @lmegordon
Love dropping 200 bucks at the zoo so my kids can lose their shit when they see a pigeon. My best friend just told me she hates me. Actually, she said she wants to go hiking but it’s the same thing.
@MommyCocktail
my Fitbit just congratulated me on hitting my steps for the day. I’ve been swiping through TikTok for the last 45 minutes.@Dadman Walking
Dear companies that put hanger strings on women’s t-shirts, Please cut that shit out. Sincerely, Women everywhere@mom_needsalife
Without me, my husband would still be lost in that IKEA.@mommajessiec
The last layer of skin finally grew back on the roof of my mouth from that Hot Pocket I ate in 1985.@Social_Mime
Left my emotional support crocs at home, feeling very vulnerable at this Trader Joe’s@_hood_mona_lisa
I’m sorry I said you looked like Amber Heard if she fired her team of beauty professionals and lived off grid@LoveNLunchmeat