I can’t help but wonder what the hell happened to this poor, cynical sap who was performing beautiful artwork on this wall. Sure, it could just be the cops were coming and he had to run off, but I like to think that something more dramatic occurred. Perhaps he passed out drunk and was found laying in a pool of his own urine with the spray can still in his hand. Or maybe he really did need to take a shit and had to run off because, well…shit happens. I like the alligator theory though, but how fucking AWESOME is an alligator attack in the middle of a rural area while some street punk is defiling public property? Pretty damn fucking awesome if you ask me. Think about it: a gargantuan, snarling, drooling reptile pulling down and dragging some screaming teenager into the sewers beneath the city for an afternoon snack.
I smell a movie script.
ANY OTHER IDEAS?
