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Ahoy Matey! Grab your life vests…we are going on a celebrity-themed cruise!
I was inspired to write this post because I recently saw that one of America’s national treasures is hosting a cruise. This cruise sets sail from New Jersey and docks in the Bahamas.
The national treasure I’m referring to is named Deena and she is one of those crazy kids on the “Jersey Shore.” Since Deena is a self-proclaimed “blast in a glass,” I obviously need to be on this vessel. Let’s be real…this is a once and a lifetime opportunity. I can already picture Deena and I singing “I’m on a Boat” by The Lonely Island and screaming all those classic lines from “Titanic.”
Anywho, despite the fact that I cannot swim, I do like to dream about what celebrity I would hop on board a floating death trap for. If you’ve seen “Titanic” you understand where my fear stems from.
Check it.
The Mob Wives
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Guilty as charged! Yes, I watch this show and I love it…a lot. It even made the Sunday TV schedule at my apartment…and that is a hard list to get on to. The show is basically about six women who have ties to the mob and like to scream about anything that blows their way.
These classy ladies also like the beat the living daylights out of each other….weaves go flying left and right.
Along with those admirable traits, the Mob Wives curse like sailors…so much so that I believe every third word is bleeped. This shit is cray and totally awesome…it’s the perfect recipe for a great reality show.
Why the “Mob Wives” would get me in a life vest and on a boat? Two words…Big Ang. I promise after you get to know Big Ang, you’ll be standing next to me in the cruise ship buffet line.
Of course there is more…stay tuned!
