I am so certain that Hunter Biden's job at Burisma Holdings was a bribe that I sent Burisma a job application.
I am far more qualified for the job than Hunter Biden is down to speaking Ukrainian.
And an even more unique qualification than Hunter has.
I thought about sending a copy of the letter to Trump and the White House, but the unique qualification is something I prefer to not talk about. it's something I'm not very proud of.
which why I am not being explicit about it.
On the other hand, a good Ukrainian would see that qualification as being an asset. It is also about as slimy as Hunter Biden's (it's a family tie).
I may get the job anyway which is why I didn't want to pass it on to the White House. Maybe if there's a rejection because my reason isn't as politically useful as being the son of the Vice President of the United States.