“Kelly is meanwhile
chilling in the warmth of her office,” Mashable reported, “while her robot
counterpart stands in the wind and rain…If all goes to plan, the robot
will…purchase the iPhone without any human interaction.” Some screamed - Apple cannot let this happen:
It should not sell a new iPhone to anyone who sends a robot to wait in line.
This is cheating, and cheaters should not be rewarded.
Since the iPhone’s
official release in 2007, waiting outside for a new iPhone has become something
of a tradition: a stupid, meaningless tradition, every time, we read about people huddled up on the sidewalk, sleeping in tents,
relieving themselves on streets, creating a general Pigpen-like cloud of stench
in the areas surrounding Apple Stores, all in order to purchase a smartphone
slightly earlier than they would have if they had ordered one through the
internet. Now there is a technological break – a streak of extremism - everyone
else in that iPhone line gave up their bodies, and their comfort, and some time
at home with their families and their friends and their video game consoles to
camp out for an iPhone. The woman sent a
robot to wait in her stead gave up nothing, and even got some publicity for her
digital agency in the process.
iPhones are for
humans ~Apple, did not think so – it promptly gave away one to the robot………..
next time, would we see a repeat in – say Queue outside famous schools in
Chennai, where people wait for hours to get their son/daughter admitted to Lkg
or Nursery !!
Remember that at
Beijing World Championship, when Usain Bolt was celebrating his win in 200M,
there was a bizarre accident with a cameraman straying too close to the barefoot
Bolt as he posed for photos following his gold-medal run. The local television
journalist bumped into a fixed railing and went flying off backwards, shooting
the Segway scooter into Bolt's legs from
behind and sending the Jamaican crashing to the ground. This robot too was placed on a Segway
scooter.
With regards – S.
Sampathkumar
26th Sept. 2015.
