We're talking headgear this month. It was
only a matter of time before Brunel expert Robert threw is hat into the ring. Here he is…
Well yes of course!
Well I don’t mean to be vulgar, but frankly
size matters. To make a big statement you need to get a big top hat. Actually
it’s a stove pipe hat, as sported by Isambard Kingdom Brunel and recently by
Kenneth Branagh in the Olympics opening ceremony. Brunel built the biggest ship
in the world three times. He built the longest railway tunnel in the world. He
built the fastest railway in the world at Box so trains could enter it, with
whistle blowing, at that important moment in scenes of seduction. Ask a
cricketer what he puts in his box…
The late Bob Godfrey made a wonderful film
about Brunel called Great , the first British Animated film to win an Academy
Award. Learn the words from Brunel's Hat song in the Bob Godfrey film. Come on
Brunel’s London, the Boat trip 10.45am any Tuesday/Thursday/Saturday. Come on
Mayflower to Brunel’s Tunnel, the Walk, any Sunday 10.45am or Wednesday 4.30pm.
Learn the words of the song, come in your biggest hat and sing loudly as you
swagger, along pushing the smaller hats out of your way:
Get a big top hat if you want to get ahead,
It doesn't really matter if you're not at
all well-bred.
You're certain to be treated as a great
success,
By adopting an inordinately tall head
dress.
As the Queen once said to Albert,
'We are not amused by that.
But one thing tickles my fancy -
That's Brunel's big... top hat.'
Get a big top hat if you want to get ahead,
He always has it off when he's lying in
bed.
He wears it to the opera and the London
zoo,
And he'd feel undressed without it sitting
on the loo.
He went to the Crimea,
The guns went rattatat.
They shot off all the Balaclava helmets,
But they couldn't hit his big... top hat.
Get a big top hat if you want to get ahead.
He wore it on the happy day he first got
wed.
He wore it on the honeymoon day and night,
And he asked her if it fitted and she said,
'Just right'.
His wife, she was delighted.
He said, 'I'm glad of that.
I wouldn't like a woman who said "No,
no"
To my bloody great big... top hat.'
Get a big top hat if you want to get ahead,
It doesn't really matter if you're not at
all well-bred.
You're certain to be treated as a great success,
By adopting an inordinately tall head
dress.
Robert
Robert is allowed to drive sheep across
London Bridge. An Oxford graduate, he's an actor, museum director, author and
holder of the Freedom. Let alone the first person since Brunel to organize an
underwater fair. He's got the keys.
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