Streets Ahead is the column
from London Walks' Pen David
Tucker…
Going to put in a word about – ok,
sing the praises of – “the boss”.
Mary (“Poppins”) is “practically
perfect”. A classically trained dancer and an actress (West End credits
include Gone with the Wind, a long stint at the Royal National Theatre and
Noises Off), she’s a trapeze artiste, an award-winning, professionally
qualified Blue Badge and City of London Guide – and the boss.
That’s the graf – the little
capsule “bio” – about her on the London Walks Guides page.
And no, I’m not sucking up. It’s
David writing this. Mary’s my English rose, my wife.
When we travel with friends we all
call her Scout. Because she’s up on the point. Takes the lead. Figures out the
best way to get there. She’s one of life’s map readers. One of the world’s
great organisers – figure-er outers, problem solvers.
Now if that were my bent too this
marriage would have been on the rocks before it got out of the driveway. But
it’s not. That’s the joy of it. (Well, one of the joys.)
I’m not practical. I’m Buddha-happy
having somebody else take care of all that stuff. I just want to read, explore
my mistress (fuhgeddit this isn’t some sort of Oprah – or God forbid, Jerry
Springer – confession; which is by way of saying, my mistress is London), wind
my kids up, Pip and Pocket around with pals, day dream, do what I want to do
when I want to do it, flit and sip, busy myself with my latest “thing” (of late
it’s sticking banderillas into the Jack Daniels poster advertising campaign down the Tube [if only it were]) – well, you get the idea.
So to have Scout on the point –
making all that possible – well, the question isn’t, “who’s your daddy?” it’s
“who’s a very very lucky boy?”
And who’s a very very lucky cohort
of London Walkers and “interested parties” who avail themselves of what London
Walks does. Does in non pareil fashion.
This is a young lady who knows her
London. Nth degree doesn’t do it justice. Mary’s operating in some quantum
physics realm that’s way beyond “Nth degree”. The classic example – friends and
family are hugely fond of this (and not a little in awe of it) – there’s about
275 stations on the London Underground – you could lead “the boss” aka Scout
into just about any of them and she’ll know where to stand on the platform so
the “connection” (whatever it is, changing, e.g. at Baker Street from the
Jubilee Line to the Bakerloo Line) is made in the most optimally efficient
manner possible.
Takes all the worry – all the
bother, all the stumbling around – out of it.
And London Walks implications?
Well, I’ve just come upstairs to write this. Come upstairs from hearing her on
the phone to someone who’d booked a private walk and was worried about whether
it could be made to dovetail with catching the Guard Change.
Mary: “There are several
possibilities. Two of them work very well. The other two are more problematic.
If you have to start the walk at [whatever time] your best bet would be to go
for the end of the Guard Change. You see just as much. It’s every bit as
impressive – in fact you’ll be able to get closer – Ann will take you to the
very best viewing spot and the whole thing will work a treat.”
And I’m thinking, “that’s a
foreign visitor on the other end of that line – I hope they know – I’m sure
they must do – how lucky they are to have Mary on the end of the line, to be
able to draw on her incomparable knowledge, sureness of touch, second-‐to-‐none
judgement, and just general ‘big picture’ grasp of how to do it best.
To have her solving their problems
for them.
To have Scout.
Have Scout, Will Travel (to London) reads the card of an army of London
Walkers.
A
London Walk costs £9 – £7 concession. To join a London Walk, simply meet your
guide at the designated tube station at the appointed time. Details of all
London Walks can be found at www.walks.com.