Early Morning Horror Reviews is written by Whorer Fan, usually within the blue hours of the morning, when everything is quiet and eerie and there is no sunshine to ruin the mood. Her reviews are short, sarcastic, and sometimes very careful to make fun of as many painful details as possible. She enjoys good-bad horror films the most, collecting Halloween costumes and items, and having theme nights. She is afraid of spiders and dummies/ marionettes. See more
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Sleepwalkers (1992)
Score: two out of five Stephen King appearances
TV Mini-Series? No (91 min)
I paid $3.99 for this on YouTube. Totally vaguely remember watching pieces of it as a kid, and am now kind of horrified, but glad I didn’t really get what was going on. And the fact that Brian Krause aka Leo from Charmed stars in this with his fluffy blond hair, did not make me feel any better. It’s about two catlike, slimy, bad werewolf make-upped creatures who stalk a beautiful teenage girl while they flee from their enemies aka real cats. (Just a warning in case you are hard into munching on your butter chicken Lays potato chips and throw on this movie… it starts off with a bunch of strung-up dead cats.) Did I mention the reason they’re stalking her is because they feed on virginal human females?! How smart and creative. If that wasn’t enough for you, there’s tones of incest! As terrible and dark as I’m making this movie sound, it’s actually kind of light and super cheesy.
Early Morning Horror Reviews is written by Whorer Fan, usually within the blue hours of the morning, when everything is quiet and eerie and there is no sunshine to ruin the mood. Her reviews are short, sarcastic, and sometimes very careful to make fun of as many painful details as possible. She enjoys good-bad horror films the most, collecting Halloween costumes and items, and having theme nights. She is afraid of spiders and dummies/ marionettes. See more here
Sleepwalkers (1992)
Score: two out of five Stephen King appearances
TV Mini-Series? No (91 min)
I paid $3.99 for this on YouTube. Totally vaguely remember watching pieces of it as a kid, and am now kind of horrified, but glad I didn’t really get what was going on. And the fact that Brian Krause aka Leo from Charmed stars in this with his fluffy blond hair, did not make me feel any better. It’s about two catlike, slimy, bad werewolf make-upped creatures who stalk a beautiful teenage girl while they flee from their enemies aka real cats. (Just a warning in case you are hard into munching on your butter chicken Lays potato chips and throw on this movie… it starts off with a bunch of strung-up dead cats.) Did I mention the reason they’re stalking her is because they feed on virginal human females?! How smart and creative. If that wasn’t enough for you, there’s tones of incest! As terrible and dark as I’m making this movie sound, it’s actually kind of light and super cheesy.
