Since tonight is the 54th annual Grammy Awards, I’ve decided to try my luck and predict the winners.
A note to my fans: For every correct guess please send me a key lime pie. For every wrong guess…one of my roommates will punch me.
Don’t worry I’m not listing every category…I don’t want to be here all night. For the full list of nominees…click here!
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Best Comedy Album
- “Alpocalypse” – “Weird Al” Yankovic
- “Finest Hour” – Patton Oswalt
- “Hilarious” – Louis C.K.
- “Kathy Griffin: 50 & Not Pregnant” – Kathy Griffin
- “Turtleneck & Chain” – The Lonely Island
In my personal opinion, I think this award is really between Kathy and The Lonely Island. While I think The Lonely Island will win, I’m really hoping for Kathy to take home Grammy gold. I mean she has been nominated every year since 2008 and hasn’t won! That bitch has actively campaigned for this award…let’s give her one!
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- Best Country Solo Performance
- “Dirt Road Anthem” – Jason Aldean
- “I’m Gonna Love You Through It” – Martina McBride
- “Honey Bee” – Blake Shelton
- “Mean” – Taylor Swift
- “Mama’s Song” – Carrie Underwood
As many of you know, I dislike country music. But apparently other people like it so I guess I have to discuss it. First off, I will never ever endorse Taylor Swift. So I’m choosing Jason Aldean to win because he did duet with Kelly Clarkson and he looked good doing it.
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- Best Rap Album
- “Watch the Throne” – Jay-Z & Kanye West
- “Tha Carter IV” – Lil Wayne
- “Lasers” – Lupe Fiasco
- “Pink Friday” – Nicki Minaj
- “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” – Kanye West
No question here…”Watch the Throne” will win. If I am incorrect, the Grammy’s will lose all the credibility it has built up over the past 54 years.
Stay tuned for some more predictions!
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