WordPress sends me a notification
Of every new blog subscription.
The latest one was kind of odd:
My newest follower is God.
That really made my day.
Although you might say
He actually reads everything;
You know, the omniscience thing;
But why sign up especially for mine?
Presumably he finds it mighty fine.
Some claim they get messages from God;
Of course that always is a fraud;
While others think he hears them pray.
But now it seems he reads what I say.
Writing against religious belief
Is for me a frequent blog motif;
I wonder if his following my blog
Will make an atheist of God.
