Kids do and say the darndest things, don’t they? So do parents. Did you know all those indescribable things do have a meaning? The Kids Dictionary maps it out for you.
It’s a fun resource that pokes fun at many common parenting experiences. Have you ever been sponge-bogged? That’s the inability to record a movie, because your DVR is full of kid shows. How about pumppoozled? You know, when you teen borrows your car, and returns it with an empty tank of gas. Many parents have surely experienced the peequel – when a child needs to use the bathroom, 10 minutes after leaving the rest stop. You asked them, but they said they didn’t need to go. Have you entered the arithmatrix? That moment when you child’s math assignments, have surpassed your own mathematical abilities.
Lucky for me, I married a math teacher. There are so many other funny zingers inside the pages of this book; definitely one for the coffee table! The book cost $10; learn more at sourcebooks.com.
