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Gays Responsible for Rick Santorum Divorce?

Posted on the 30 July 2013 by Susanduclos @SusanDuclos
By Albert N. Milliron
The left has gone wild about the Santorum Divorce story, only one problem, the story is NOT True.  Anyone can conclude (with a little investigation) that the Daily Currant who ran the story is quite similar to the Onion,   pure Political Satire.  Sorry folks, while the anti-Santorum rants are comical; the joke appears to be on you.
From the Daily Currant:
Gays Responsible for Rick Santorum Divorce? Former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum filed for divorce today.
According to papers signed by an Allegheny County judge, the former Republican presidential candidate cited irreconcilable differences with his wife of 23 years.
The move comes as a shock to the family and friends of the couple, who have seven children together and always projected an air of marital bliss. But in an interview outside the courthouse with local television station WPAV, Santorum said that he had no choice.
“Unfortunately the homosexuals have ruined my marriage,” he explained to reporter Bruce Nolan. “Every year more and more of them get married, and every year the relationship with my wife gets worse.
“Ever since the Supreme Court struck down DOMA, we’ve been sleeping in separate rooms. It’s like I don’t even know who she is anymore. This is what the gays want: to destroy the institution of marriage. We won’t be the last.”
via Rick Santorum Files for Divorce, Blames the Gays
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