Funny Hindi And English Comedy Jokes, Short Funny Status
FUNNY STATUS IN HINDI
Aaj ka gyaan apanee taareeph svayan karen, Buraee karane ke lie to jamaana hai hee
अगर कोइ मुझे ये बोलेगा की जा के ऐश करो, और अपनी आज की लाइफ एन्जॉय करो, मैं तुरंत जाकर सो जाऊंगा..
Vaahan chalate samay saundary darshan na karen,
Varana dev darshan ho sakate hain!
Saavadhaanee hatee, sabjee pooree batee!
HINDI FUNNY FACEBOOK STATUS
Best memory of school life
nots kopee karate samay
"ye kya likha hai be”
jo samajh aa raha hai vah likh
baakee aise hee dijain bana de…
WHATSAPP FUNNY STATUS
The greatest superstition in India, Get married to the boy, he will improve.
छलक, बहुत छलक, वो जो नोटिफिकेशन से मैसेज पढ़ के देखा नहीं करते हैं..
The pain becomes less of the hearts If Some relatives closed their mouths ...
Darpok hote hain vo log jo online aane se darte hain, tumhe kya pata time chaahie samay barbaad karane ke liye…
Say one thing...Do not understand that the Internet is free or we are
क्या आप जानते हैं की लड़कियां भी लड़को को माल बोलती हैं…
Jab tak sooraj chaand rahega, Teri beijjatee karna mera kaam rahega!
CHUTKULA JOKES FUNNY STATUS
Kal net khatm hua to pata chala, Ghar mein do din se mausee aaee huee hai!
Kal us ladake ko raah par pitate dekha, Jisaka samaj me ek status tha…ham vahaan khade hote hain, Jahaan matter bade hote hain!
Maut aur mohabbat youn hee badanaam hai, Jindagee mein asalee dard “slow internet” deta hai.
WHATSAPP STATUS IN HINDI FUNNY
Always wash me and wear it like this, Success came to kiss your steps, And that's the one who dies!
बचपन में स्कूल लाइफ का सबसे बड़ा झूठ ये था की 'सर होमवर्क तो कर लिया था लेकिन कॉपी घर रह गयी'
Funny Hindi Jokes, Short Funny Status, Quotes
Photo ko mat dekh pagli, dil dekh yai dil branded hai.
FUNNY FACEBOOK STATUS FOR FRIENDS
Kuch logo ke doston ke badmashi ka andaaz too kya lagaegee pagalee vo to customer care kee ladakee se bhee aise baat karate hain jese unakee girlfriend ho
Mein abhee bhee single hee huan, Lekin pata nahee itane pyaar vaala status dimaag mein kaha se aate hai…
Bahut socha ki ab baat hee nahee karoonga tumse, phir socha jhagada kis se karoonga |
Na najar buree hai. na hi munh kaala hai. apana koee kya bigaadega. apane sir pe to damaroo vaala hai.
Hiccups are coming ... Surely someone who wants to will be handing over my DP.
Main single huan, isliye chehare pe har samay smile rahatee hai.
2 LINE FUNNY JOKES FOR GIRLFRIENDS
Girlfriend to shernee honee chaahiye, Kyoot to hamaaree billee bhee hai.
Dil aur dimaag jid par ade hain, mere donon saale ek hee ladakee ke peechhe pade hai.
Dil lagaane se achchha hai ped lagao, kam se kam chhaanv to denge
Those whom we love, fight them, but we can not see them unhappy
Kuchh ladakiyaan apanee vidaee par aise dahaade marakar rotee hain ki samajh mein nahee aata, Inako “doolha” mil raha hai ya inase “chheena” ja raha hai
Ijjat kiya karo hamaaree, varana girlfriaind pata lenge tumhaaree
Badanaam to keval daaru ko kiya hai, Kidanee to asal me maigee ne bekar kiya he
“Vo jab tak girlfriend thee tab tak jaan thee, shadi ke baad to jaanleva ho gayee.”
“Tum bhee keesee ruthee huee mahebuba se kam nahee ho Internet ji, Badee muskeel se gujaare hai tumaare beena 5-6 deen”
FUNNY WHATSAPP GYAN JOKES
Aaj ka gyaan! Ladakee aur naukaree tabhee chhoden, jab doosara haanth mein ho
Apane roop par itana guroor na kar sab do din kee mastee hai, tera roop bhee tab tak salaamat hai, jab tak fair and lovaily sastee hai
Gitaar sikha tha jis ko pataane ke lie, Aaj offer aaya hai usakee shadee mein bajaane ke lie!
Khoya hua mobile aur bank mein udhaar dee gayee pen, Agar vaapas mil jae, to samajh lena ki ganga naha lie
When both feet like airplane tires begin to come out slowly ... .. understand that a girl with a bike is gonna put a brake.
If a girl is not getting married then tell me, because the girl I love is married.
FUNNY RELATIONSHIP QUOTES FOR FACEBOOK
Without chocolate, the guy who stayed in the relationship with the girls, understand that he can run the car without petrol
Mohabbat aur kuchh kare ya na kare, Mobile jaroor silent karava deta hai
Ladakee : Aaj phaisala kar hee lo mai ya ye facebook,
Ladaka : facebook…. jab samay hee barbaad karana hai to sabake saath karoonga tere akele ke saath kyon karoo
Mainne ek bachche se poochha- aaj aangan baadee kyon nahin gae ?
Bachcha bola – kamabakht kal mujhe tol rahe the..kya pata aaj bech dete
Sau take kee baat karane ja raha hoon gaur pharmaiyega, Ladakee kee hansee aur kutte kee khaamoshee par kabhee bharosa nahee karana chaahie
ONLINE JOKES STATUS
Raaste palat dete hain ham, jab koee aakar yah kah de ki aage chaalaan kaat rahe hain
Zindagee me sabase zyaada khushee to tab miltee hai jab Mummy kahatee hai iska dimaag to bahut hai bas padhata hee nahee hai
Well now, "I Love You" is also a common thing ... otherwise, even a few years ago, the girls too "Happy Friendship Day" also examined a lot and tested and shy Spoke in private ..!
The greatest happiness was in childhood when Brigadier Surdev Singh had taken away the silent fuse conductor of the missile.
Yoon to ham apanee jindagee mein bekhauf jeete hain, bas cigarette hai, jo aapase chhupa kar peeten hain
Attitude hone se kuchh nahin hota, Smile aisee do ke har koee bol uthe…“jag ghoomeya…thaare jaisa na koee..!”
FUNNY ATTITUDE JOKES FOR GF & BF
“Jag ghumeya thaare jaisa na koee, aur agar mhaaro dimaag ghumayo to pher mhaara jaiso na koee”
जैसे घडी में सेल होना जरुरी है, वैसे ही फेस पे स्माइल होना जरुरी हैं
Na police main report hotee hai, Na Adalat kot hotee hai, Jab bhaee kee photo upload hotee hai, bas bisphot hotee hai
Dikhane mein bholee hai lekin, Banduk kee golee hai. kabhee phone busy raha to daayarekt breakup kee dhamakee detee hai
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