John cena stars in a film that seemed to just skip right over theatres. He’s lost theatrical privileges I suppose. He also apparently has lost audio description as well, but maybe that’s just because this is on Hulu. Hulu be Hulu. So, no audio description and a straight to streaming john Cena film? Why am i reviewing it?
To remind the world that we do still deserve to have accessibility. I should be able to watch crappy John Cena films with audio description just like sighted people can put on whatever they want. However, this film is primarily an action film. I think one point a guy gets blown up, they have to fight a helicopter, there’s traversing through the jungle, and more action movie staple content that really needs audio description to follow, appreciate, understand, or just in general have access to more than just random sound effects.
So, John Cena gets to never know what a true grade for this film would be, and neither do his co-stars Alison Brie and Christian Slater.
Final Grade: Unwatchable
Projected Final Grade With Audio Description: D+, C-, C
