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Fray Bentos Launch New Pie After Hilarious Wedding Song

Posted on the 30 December 2015 by 72point @72hub
Fray Bentos Launch New Pie After Hilarious Wedding Song

Fray Bentos have launched a new pie following a groom's hilarious wedding song that he gave to his wife-to-be on their wedding day.

Chris and Rebecca Moss are now featured on the list of Fray Bentos pies in a one-off special edition dedicated to the couple following the groom's song featuring a chorus of "Why can't we ever buy Fray Bentos when we do the big shop, that's going to change when you are Mrs Moss".

The video ends with Mr Moss cheekily tucking in to a pie and even offering some to his newborn child.

Fray Bentos sent the newly-weds a special edition pie featuring a photo from the wedding along with a personalised message which read, "Rebecca, please let Chris buy Fray Bentos pies'.

The one-off special followed a shipment of twelve pies issued as a 'security ration' to be used if Rebecca was unwilling to change her mind after the wedding.

A photo was uploaded of the delivery by Mr Moss with the caption: "Some people say getting married and having children are the best days of their lives, I say it's the day a box of free Fray Bentos pies arrive!"

Commenting on the video, Groom Chris Moss said the Fray Bentos ban is "definitely one of his biggest relationship gripes".

"Whenever we go shopping and I try to put one in the trolley Rebecca says things like "No Chris, you don't need those.." as if I am a child."

Although the new pie won't be available on the shelves with other pies, Mr Moss said his wife has "no choice" but to allow him to eat Fray Bentos at the moment because there is "a cupboard of free ones".

"She has conceded that they are nice," he said, "so I'm hopeful for the future".

Photo Credit: SKL Photography Lyrics

I like the way you like to get dressed up when we are going out,

But then your hair goes wrong and you moan at me and order me about.

You like to take your time with every single thing you do,

And it always makes us late for stuff but we never can blame you.

We call each other Smuggle Bum and you try to call me babe,

And it makes me feel a bit sick inside I really hate that name.

And I don't know why we bothered to buy a Sky Plus box,

You whine about free disk space and you don't like anything I watch.

Tell me why can't we ever buy Fray Bentos, You never let me when we do the big shop. Tell me why can't we ever buy Fray Bentos, That's going to change when you are Mrs Moss.

Thank you for being you and please don't you ever change,

I suppose you could just a little bit sometimes I think you're insane.

With the way you talk to Magpies and you always lock the door,

And you have to leave the key in the back I don't know what you do that for.

And I still don't know how you don't know how to load the dishwasher,

The top's for cups and pans and bottom's for dishes and saucers.

Tell me why can't we ever buy Fray Bentos, You never let me when we do the big shop. Tell me why can't we ever buy Fray Bentos, That's going to change when you are Mrs Moss.

And despite all this,

I still love you.

Despite all this I really really do.

Now I never thought my best friend would turn out to be the girl,

But your my favourite person in the whole wide World (except for William).

I mean every word when I sing I've just seen a face,

But thank you for this little boy he's absolutely ace.

I can't wait to marry you for you to take my name,

It means that you'll lose Kiernan but you're not Irish anyway.

Tell me why can't we ever buy Fray Bentos, You never let me when we do the big shop. Tell me why can't we ever buy Fray Bentos, That's going to change when you are Mrs Moss. ENDS

Fray Bentos Launch New Pie After Hilarious Wedding Song
Fray Bentos Launch New Pie After Hilarious Wedding Song
Fray Bentos Launch New Pie After Hilarious Wedding Song
Fray Bentos Launch New Pie After Hilarious Wedding Song


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