Iceland – “Very similar to level 6 on Super Mario 3.”
Bolivia – “Come for the salt flats, stay for the iguana meat salteñas!”
China – “What’s a few more people?”
Croatia – “Do not be intimidated by the crazy spellings.”
England – “Come see yer ol’ mom an’ colonial master guvna.”
Zambia – “So much copper!”
Faroe Islands – “We’re Torshavn a ball!”
Papua New Guinea – “We’ll let you name a mountain.”
Indonesia – “Hurry, before the Komodo dragons turn on us.”
Romania – “The bloody lore of Transylvania has been greatly exaggerated.”
Malawi – “Anyone besides Madonna please.”
San Marino – “The leading travel destination for those who were initially just trying to google ‘Dan Marino.’
Greenland – “In life, there are precious few opportunities to see a narwhal!”
Germany – “Bygones?”
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