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Football is Back: A New Fantasy Stat

By Dudepins @dudepins

The NFL is back, and we could not be more excited about it! From touchdowns to tailgates, there is a little bit of something this season for everyone. Football can bring the country together. Every Sunday, fans around America are able to chill out and relax on their couches, at local bars, or in the stadium to cheer on their team to victory. After the craziness that was Week One (we still can't believe that Packers come back), we figured out a new statistic to add to your fantasy football league: average length of sex by each NFL fan base.

Fact or Fiction: Super Bowl Babies

Who can forget the infamous commercial during Super Bowl 50 ? Kids born 9 months after their team's victory after their parents got it on to celebrate the victory. When a team wins, it brings euphoria and what better way to celebrate than intimate time with your significant other? Well, it turns out, that this is a real thing. New England has an experienced a baby boom in the greater Boston area from last year's big game and on top of that, Philadelphia is predicting one this October as well. There is no doubt that babies are conceived in direct correlation with the performance of a team. Families in Boston can now thank the direct relationship of their existence due to a complete defensive breakdown in Super Bowl 51 from the Atlanta Falcons!

Football is Back: A New Fantasy Stat Length of Sex by Fan Base

Recently, we were able to take data from how long each state had sex for compared to each state's preference on the local football team and determined which fans can score touchdowns in the bedroom. The results were interesting, to say the least. Cleveland has not won a game in over two years. They came up just short in Week One this year by tying Pittsburgh in an OT thriller. Rarely do games end in a tie, so it made it even more ironic for Browns fan. It literally ended in " The most Cleveland way possible ." On the other side of Ohio, Cincinnati didn't fair very well either. They ended up in the last place of all 32 teams, where Cleveland ended 31st. This might not be too shocking to NFL fans keeping in mind the current trends of these teams.

Football is Back: A New Fantasy Stat

On the other hand, it looks like Detroit would win the Superbowl of sex times. They come in at 4 minutes and 14 seconds, which is well above second place Kansas City at 3 minutes and 32 seconds. This may be the best thing about the Lions since always playing on Thanksgiving. They have yet to win a Super Bowl, but it might be their year according to some.

If you are looking to score more touchdowns in the bedroom, there is help out there that allows you to play harder than before and helps you to last the whole game. By helping relax blood vessels in your body and increase blood flow, you will be well on your way. If you really want to make it to 4th down, try switching up your jersey to score some more dates.


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