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Florida Banning Junk Food?

Posted on the 15 January 2014 by Mikeb302000
It seems that Junk Food is a good reason to kill someone in Florida: after all, Trayvon Martin threatened George Zimmerman with ice tea and skittles.  The latest victim not only texted (a crime worthy of the death penalty in itself), but threw popcorn.
He had to shoot him.
Florida banning junk food? This all sounds like Monty Python. "And now we will show you how to protect yourself against a person carrying candy and popcorn. Pull out your gun and shoot them."

What do you expect when you pass ""get away with murder" laws?

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