Five reasons to post this photograph:
1. Look, a pretty gazebo!
2. I really love the dress I’m wearing, which you can also buy from Zara.
3. The shadows trick the eye into believing that I am actually tan.
4. Neon pink toenails are the shit.
5. My legs are angled in such a way that my cankers are concealed.
And no, you cannot see my underwear.
