It was Monday September 19, 2016 and I'd flown back from Portland, Oregon the previous day, exhausted, sick of food, happy.
I'd just spent 4 days drinking and eating my way through the Feast Portland food festival, stopping for a breather on Saturday because my body, I'd realized, could no longer handle mass volumes of pork belly and Oregon pinot.
Still a fan of Snapchat at the time, I'd video scanned my itinerary into the app as I walked through my plans for each of my 4 days in Portland. Sandwich Invitational, drink tank, another drink tank, Grand Tasting, Night Market, yet another drink tank, Smoked, Brunch Village. It was paradise for the lush and the lover of food.
After touching down at New York's JFK airport, I filed a mental note to return to Feast the following year.
By winter I was feeling a stronger Portland itch and started to look into plans for Feast Portland 2017. I sketched out a list of Airbnb properties where I could stay and live more locally, outside of the downtown area known for its shopping, restaurants and high rise hotels. I was struck by a number of consistencies: craftsman houses, white furnishings, modern lighting, Pendleton blankets, houseplants. I could get behind this for a few days.
Fast forward a few more months and I received an email from Feast Portland's organizers - would I be interested in cooking at Feast this year?
If there's ever been a "hallelujah, I've arrived" moment in my stop-and-go food career, this would be it. Although I'll never cop to jumping and fist pumping, a fly on the wall might have seen it.
I'd be cooking alongside three other women whom I'd long admired - Eva Kosmas Flores from Adventures in Cooking, Ashley Alexander from Gather and Feast, and Joy the Baker. The plan was to host a dinner for 60 on Sauvie Island, outdoors in the elements with a fleet of volunteers ready to help us plate, serve, and help make our evening spectacular.
Gilding the Feast Portland lily even further, Travel Oregon invited me to join several other media professionals on a pre-Feast 3-day trip down the Oregon Coast for a tour of Oregon's notable hotels and restaurants and while in transit, stop to catch sight of the state's rugged coastline and wildlife.
On September 11, 2017, after a hasty airport terminal re-packing of my entire suitcase to make sure that I didn't exceed Delta's second overage fee for bags over 70 lbs, I headed west, touching down in Portland just after noon. First stop, the Dossier hotel located in downtown Portland.
My itinerary for the week was mighty - a hasty unpack at the Dossier, then off to transport my kitchen gear to the newly renovated cooking studio and event space " Tendue" from the team at Secret Supper.
From there I'd hit up Jacobsen Salt Co. for some kosher and finishing salts for our event. Somehow my buddy Ben suckered me into running a 6K Healthyish fun run on Friday morning, the night after our first Feast event. (Post mortem analysis of the fun run would later indicate that 1. Hangover runs are not fun, and 2. I'm possibly the most competitive person north of the equator, turning our group jog into a single-person Olympic time trial, also not fun.)
Next I'd meet up with my friend Zeph from Proletariat Butchery for barrel-aged negronis by fellow Traeger Grills pro team member Jeffrey Morgenthaler at Clyde Common; drive to dinner for shaved ham, handmade pasta & meatballs and the infamous cavolo nero salad at local Portland favorite Ava Gene's. We'd finish the night with beer and coconut ice cream on the rooftop bar at Departure Lounge run by Top Chef runner up Gregory Gourdet.
And this was just Monday. None of this comprised even a single sentence in the knee-deep itinerary sent to me, in app form no less!, by my friends at Travel Oregon.
I figured that in order to fit this trip into a digestible single-serve blog post that it might be prudent to create a photo journal of sorts. Yes there were stories. Of whales and wolves, and of chefs in Harry Potter outfits. There were friendships formed, hazelnut beers consumed, sunrises watched, forests hiked. I might have used my Feast media pass to sneak into a country music concert. I'm quite certain that I ate my weight in gluten. I definitely chugged a full glass of champagne from a chambong at the Bon Appétit after party, which caused me to (classily of course) lose my footing and topple off a 4-foot wall into a crowd of horrified bystanders. (Note, I'm still not sure if I'm invited back next year or if I earned MVP status that night, Feast Portland organizers, please weigh in.)
But perhaps these details are better conserved as the lore of Feast. That dreamy destination where no set of words can accurately describe the sprightly conversations, the extended bellies and unbuttoned jeans, the whiskey-inflected off-kilter balance and in some cases, the majestic set of purple thigh bruises that result when food and drink and friendship are combined in awe-inspiring doses.
It's an experience. One that I hope that I'll be a part of again and again.
And now friends, some photographs.
The Dossier Hotel, downtown Portland Wolves & People farmhouse brewery, Willamette Valley wine country Lunch at Valley Commissary, McMinnville Salishan Spa & Golf Resort, Siletz Bay Devil's Punchbowl and Yaquina Head Natural Area, Newport Newport and Local Ocean Seafoods The Sylvia Beach Hotel, Newport Marine Discover Tours and Clearwater Lunch, Newport Bollywood Theater, Downtown Portland Secret Supper, Sauvie Island Rib eye dinner with Proletariat Butchery, SE PortlandOregon, it was real. See you next year...
