Emily (Joan Cusack): Are you really gay?
Howard (Kevin Kline): Hmm ... Hmm ...
Emily: Was there oh, ANY OTHER TIME YOU MIGHT'VE TOLD ME THIS? I'm wearing a wedding dress, WHICH YOU PICKED OUT!
Peter Malloy (Tom Selleck): Look, everyone wants to talk to Diane Sawyer or Joan Lunden, and my network's killing me. They want me blond!
Howard: With your coloring?