Eminem Bought Elton John A Diamond Cock Ring
During a recent appearance on The Graham Norton Show, gay mafia granddaddy Elton John revealed that Eminem gave him and his husband David Furnish diamond cock rings as wedding presents! Rather than being a revealing insight into Eminem’s private life or societal views, this actually just fills me with jealousy. Not one person got me a diamond cock ring when I got married. It wasn’t even a gift at the wedding shower. Am I not worthy of that sort of luxury?
Elton and Eminem have reportedly been buds since they performed his song “Stan” together at the 2001 Grammys. Elton, a contrary sort of queen whose spirit fruit would be “prickly pear,” has often defended Eminem against charges of homophobia. And he was right. Lyrics like “my words are like a dagger with a jagged edge/that’ll stab you in the head, whether you’re a fag or lez” are really an uplifting call for diversity. Vulture reports that Pink was on Graham Norton with Elton, and Eminem’s cameo on her new record was brought up. Elton offered a touching story about Marshall Mathers’ tendency to give exquisite erotic gifts.
“I got this package from Eminem, shows you how homophobic he isn’t,” John recounted. “We had two diamond-encrusted cock rings, on velvet cushions.
This was a gift to celebrate Elton and husband David’s civil partnership ceremony in 2005. They were legally married in 2014. Where does one BUY a diamond cock ring? Tiffany’s? Do your finer jewelers all have a sex toy section? Unfortunately, it sounds like Elton’s only holding on to the cock rings to eventually sell em’ at auction. He says they’ve remained “unused.”
This story immediately brought to mind that Kay Jewelers TV campaign where the jingle went “every kiss begins with Kay.” Every dick stays hard with Kay? I’ll show myself out.
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