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Eleanor Bigly

By Therealmcteag @therealmcteag

Ah, Look at All the Old Angry White People!

Ah, Look at All the Old Angry White People!

Eleanor Bigly;

Lives in Palace on 5th and stays far from Trump every day.

She’s often his prey;

Watching Don scamming.

He’s wearing a Wig that he keeps in a jar of piss by the door,

That he dumps on a whore.

All the Old White People,

They want to Build a Wall.

 All The Old White People,

What the Hell did they vote for?

Racist Steve Bannon;

Writes an Executive Order that No Court will Hear!

Then hates on queers!

Look at him Drinking

Just a stereotype of a filthy dumb mick

with Whiskey dick

All the Old White People 

None can spell worth a dime

All the Old White People 

Forgiving Trump’s every Crime

Ah, Look at All the Old Angry White People

Ah, Look at All the Old Angry White People

Eleanor Bigly;

Wants a divorce and full custody of her son;

It will soon be done.

Stupid Sean Spicer, talking in Russian ’bout shit that’s hard on your Brain!

No Swamp was Drained !

All the Old Angry White People  (ah! Look at all the Old White People)

All Trump does is Fail

All the Old Angry White People (ah! Look at all the Old White People)

Their Hero’s going to Jail

Eleanor Bigly

It is my dream this song parody will one day be the centerpiece of an Off Broadway Play by Performed by An Drag Queen Cast.



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