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Dude Survey: How Much Of A Dude Are You?

By Dudepins @dudepins

We’ve had a lot of people ask us if you have to be a dude to join Dudepins and the answer is no. Anyone can be a part of Dudepins but we thought it would be fun to give you this simple survey to figure out how much of a dude you are (in case you didn’t know). Below are 5 yes or no questions that will help you figure out your dude level.

1. Do you like Bacon? 

In my opinion, there is only one answer to this question which is an emphatic YES! I can’t think of a single meal that is not enhanced by bacon. For those who answered no to this question I would suggest going an ordering a BLT but hold the L and T and add extra B.

2. Does it take you more than 20 minutes to get ready in the morning?

Dudes are notorious for their ability to be ready at a moment’s notice. Therefore, if you answer yes to this question give yourself another dude point. If you answered no I would suggest a moment of self-reflection to understand why.

3. Can you grill a steak to different levels of cooked?

Are you the king of the grill and the master of fire? If yes, then you are the man and give yourself another dude point. Every dude needs to be able to cook. This doesn’t mean you’re a 5 star chef but being able to grill a steak is the standard bare minimum of dude cooking. If you answered no to this question go fire up the grill, find some test subjects and slap some meat on the grill.

4. Do you appreciate a good scotch/whiskey?

In my opinion this is next level dude-don. If you can appreciate a good scotch or fine whiskey give yourself another point. If you answered no, don’t feel bad. Scotch appreciation takes time and effort. I have faith that you’ll get there.

5. Do you pee standing up?

If you answered yes give yourself a point. A bonus point is awarded if you are a women taking this survey and answered yes to this question. Kudos to you on your athleticism and determination to be different. If you answered no to this questions I’m going to assume it’s for a very good reason or you are just lazy. No points are awarded for laziness.

There you have it. A yes to any of these questions gives you a point. How did you do? Leave your score below to let us know how you did.


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