A doctor from France says:
"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's
testicles; we put them into
another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
A German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person;
we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a
person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
Finally, A U.S. doctor adds: "That's nothing, my colleagues, you are way behind us.....in the USA ,
about 3 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no
heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States ,
and now....the whole country is looking for work.
