We got a friendly update from our car insurance provider, Clements, the other day. It was in the junk folder where most messages get a subject line scan, if they're lucky. But when I saw the title, my curiosity was piqued: Political Violence Coverage Added to Your Insurance Policy. I opened the email to read exactly what 'political violence' included.
I'm very relieved to see that my car is now insured in case of mutiny. So if the children decide they've had enough hiking and decide to take over and go to EuroDisney instead, the car is covered in case their bad driving causes problems.
Thank you, Clements.