Debate Magazine
Disney's New Jungle Book Trailer Literally Scares the Shit out of Free Planet.
Posted on the 17 September 2015 by Freeplanet @CUST0D1ANJapanese games company Nintendo do this all the time, remaking and re-updating their greying corporate bastard-son "It's-a me!" Mario.
So, why not Disney? They've got oodles of creaking intellectual property protected by iron-clad copyright law teams. Maleficent... which others tarot-towers are already on the cards?
Here's the new post-Life of Pi, post-Planet of the Apes, post-Noah i.e. CGI-drenched anthropomorphised with excruciatingly ambivalent facial acting no place for a child horror of war drama, Jungle Book. It's like watching a Disney remake of Apocalypse Now with Colonel Kurtz being ALL THE EGOMANIAC ANIMALS who want possession of the little boy for their own nefarious royal-advertising purposes, "I love the smell of teen terror in the morning. Smell of Victory." This is how the Garden of Eden must have been when the first Adam-boy turned up - where before there was animalistic harmony on the holy lawn tumultuous uproar for possession of the shiny new talking trinket would surely have ensued - this boy from God. This snake-bait.
OH, THE HORROR...
Personally, I'd rather see such it's-here-now CGI technology being spent making the original film version of Gene Brewer's superbly realised and utterly apocalyptic KPAX 3 thru 5. I want to live with the talking ginger monkey 'fled' and see the 'bullocks' annihilate this corporate shell-hole shell-company shell-life district once and for all. That'd be worth seeing.