Dear BARRY: Our family has a large dog that we'd like to take with us on vacation but there is never enough room. What can we do? --E.W., Charlotte, N.C.
Dear E.W.: I have heard of people who put their dog in a kennel on the roof of their car. But this can have negative consequences if you ever want to run for POTUS against a Democrat. If you can charge your travel costs to the Government, then the answer is real simple: requisition a large airliner then, once you are at your destination, arrange for your pooch to be flown in on a separate aircraft along with any items, like basketballs, or chefs, that you may have forgotten at home. --BARRY, Washington, D.C.