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Damn You Taylor Swift and Your Catchy Songs

Posted on the 30 December 2014 by Real Talk @talkrealdebate2012
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Yes, I said it.

Yes, I damned Taylor Swift and her “stupid” yet great songs. I refuse…

So it’s gonna be forever
Or it’s gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it’s over
If the high was worth the pain

As I was saying, I refuse to acknowledge that I like Swift. What’s so special about a girl who seemingly dates many guys only to dump them and write hit song after hit song? So what if Blank Space (her latest single) is one of my favorite songs of 2014.   Doesn’t mean I have to like Ms. Swift or her cutesy music videos. No I most certainly do….

If you could see that I’m the one who understands you
Been here all along, so why can’t you see?
You belong with me, you belong with me

not like Taylor Swift. So what if she is one of the most charitable celebrities in the world. Ok, maybe I don’t dislike You Belong to Me. Maybe…Doesn’t mean I like her. Or have to like her. Just saying…

We are never ever ever getting back together,
We are never ever ever getting back together,
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

So what if I relate to the lyrics of Never Getting Back Together when thinking of that slice of chocolate chip cheesecake I had the other night. So what…Doesn’t mean I like her…No, it most certainly does not….

But I keep cruising
Can’t stop, won’t stop moving
It’s like I got this music
In my mind, saying it’s gonna be alright
Cause the players gonna play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate
Baby I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake
Shake it off

Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake
Baby I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake
Shake it off, Shake it off

Ugh.. I blame the media. I blame the radio. Yeah. That’s right. It’s the media’s fault for the constant airplay they give Ms. Swift. They’ve brainwashed me and thousands, no millions, of others to like her songs.

Good thing I figured it all out. Now I don’t have to acknowledge her talent or that she seems like a genuinely, good person.

It’s the media’s fault.

It’s the media’s fault.

It’s the media’s fault (Oh lord I am starting to sound like Sarah Palin).

And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate

UGH!!!!!! Damn you Taylor Swift and your catchy songs.

 

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