Clothes Dysphoria

I guess somewhere deep down inside of me I’ve always known. But I just didn’t know what to do with those feelings. How to handle them, what it all might mean. But then I read this article, and everything just fell into place. I read about this type of mother called the Yummy Mummy, and it just sort of clicked, you know?!

I’m a Yummy Mummy! Trapped inside the body of a woman wearing Uggs and Birkenstocks, and jersey skirts with elasticated waist bands.