Clippy Scorpion Vs Eraser Duck, Who Wins?

With Lieke gone for a while, I have the permission to do creative things and write them up on the blog as well...
I found this 9gag photo in my backlog of cool stuff, and decided to make it as well, so I included the items on my shopping list for today.
Here are my results (sorry for the grainy quality, Lieke has the good camera):



Poor little duck!