Chemtrails Analysed by French Lab

I know, I know, I shouldn't ... but I have to. Another uncorroborated story about the CHEMTRAILS nightmare we're all allegedly facing. When will people start to understand that their insane boyish Corporate War Government will do anything to keep THE TRUTH from people in the name of Profit (the only real crime on this once-beautiful planet).
Here's a story (machine translatated) from a Spanish site about a French analysis of chemtrail threads and it's just juicy as fuck.

The collected samples part of private individuals, they have been entrusted to Analytika (Center for independent research and organic chemistry Expetises, located in Cuers, Var, France). Such was the evidence that a French local newspaper picked him up in one of its publications.
The analysis published recently by Analytika report provides scientific evidence of these filaments anthropogenic origin. Among the many organic compounds are detected several acquaintances into the composition of fuels and lubricants molecules of aircraft, including engines for several phthalates, "endocrine disruptors". [source CONSPIRACION GLOBAL 2.0

You know, I don't know, would I put anything, any depravity, and covert operation, past these fucking jack-ass FOR-PROFIT bozos?
No... probably not. Anything goes, and You The People are buying all the corruption's ticket to ride. Deal with that.