Yes..this so winning on many levels.'He's Mad...He's Got The Gun':
On July 11, Jordan's wife, Melissa, called 911 late in the evening. She immediately hung up after an emergency dispatcher answers. The Dispatch described what happened when 911 operators called back:
"Just please get somebody here ... My husband, please."
"This is the first time I've called," she said. "He's done this a lot. I can't put up with this anymore."
"He's had some drinks," she said. "He was pushing me around, throwing stuff. Because I called you, he wants - he says it's over."
Still better:
Both Jordans have concealed carry permits, Plunderbund reports, and Melissa later told dispatchers that "he never threatened her with a gun." But she did say that Kris "started arguing with her and pushing around."
This story has the whole gunloon repertoire: GOP State Senator owned by the NRA, lots of guns in the house, CCW holders, drinking, domestic violence.
All that's missing is a shirtless Jordan being wrestled to the ground in his front yard, by police next to his car that's up on blocks while being taped for an upcoming Cops episode.
